Start with the Man in the Mirror or Words to Live by or How Not to be a Hypocrite for Dummies

1. You can't be an environmentalist and drive an SUV.
2. You can't be pro-life and pro-death penalty.
3. You are not Christian if intolerant.
4. You can't be a vegetarian and eat fish.
5. You aren't counterculture if you shop at the Gap.
6. You aren't punk rock if you play on Regis and Kelly.
7a. Put your preach where you practice is.
7b. You can't point the finger at someone else if someone else can point it at you.