This is an old story but I find it whenever I google myself
(sent this to Matt and Julie on November 3, 2004, one day after Dubya's reelection.)
Hope is on the way
posted 11/03/04 (edited Wednesday, Nov 03, 2004 10:56) bookmark
Not sure who wrote this as it came as an email forward, but I will attribute it to the top person on the list: Sacha Adorno
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Listen, don't despair! Hope is on the way!
Kerry is the president of PA and my newly founded United States of Smart People: PA, NY, CA, MI and all the others that went for Kerry. We will allow gay marriage and rework the Patriot Act. We will appoint our own supreme court and overturn the environmental policies of the president of the United States of Idiots. We will also have healthcare for all and flood the public schools with money. We will rework the tax system to be equitable. We will invest in the future of all children in our nation and help their families grow stronger. We will forge new, even better alliances with the rest of the world, and send our well equipped soldiers into just wars (after they help us clean up Iraq). We will go after the terrorists who strike us and not settle personal family vendettas. We will do fair business. We will create a legitimate voting process. We will also have election day off. (Also, since I am the founder, I say we will only work four days a week, implement siestas, and everyone can bring their dogs to work.) We won't need affirmative action because our citizens run fair workplaces. We will plant forests and stop toxic waste. Bruce will write our National Anthem and cable will be free...
Hope is on the way
posted 11/03/04 (edited Wednesday, Nov 03, 2004 10:56) bookmark
Not sure who wrote this as it came as an email forward, but I will attribute it to the top person on the list: Sacha Adorno
...
Listen, don't despair! Hope is on the way!
Kerry is the president of PA and my newly founded United States of Smart People: PA, NY, CA, MI and all the others that went for Kerry. We will allow gay marriage and rework the Patriot Act. We will appoint our own supreme court and overturn the environmental policies of the president of the United States of Idiots. We will also have healthcare for all and flood the public schools with money. We will rework the tax system to be equitable. We will invest in the future of all children in our nation and help their families grow stronger. We will forge new, even better alliances with the rest of the world, and send our well equipped soldiers into just wars (after they help us clean up Iraq). We will go after the terrorists who strike us and not settle personal family vendettas. We will do fair business. We will create a legitimate voting process. We will also have election day off. (Also, since I am the founder, I say we will only work four days a week, implement siestas, and everyone can bring their dogs to work.) We won't need affirmative action because our citizens run fair workplaces. We will plant forests and stop toxic waste. Bruce will write our National Anthem and cable will be free...
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